Commenting for Charity

If you go to this blog post and leave a comment, the blog owner will donate $1 to charity up to a maximum of $100. The charity is to buy food for the homeless. If you also write a blog post about it and link back to her post, she'll donate another dollar. However, when some of the other bloggers caught wind of what she was doing, they offered to match her dollar for dollar, so now the pot is up to $400! If you go comment, it will now be worth $4. If you also write a blog post and link to hers, your efforts will contribute $8. Not bad for a few seconds of typing! So go comment! It is open until the end of November, so hurry up!

Alrighty Then...

I had intended to Google, "What are planks?" and then perhaps "What are bridges?" (as in exercise), but I only got as far as "What are..." and this came up:

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples?: I need them for the fruit salad!"

WTF!?!?!?

So my husband's like, "Click on it!" So I did.

I have determined that it's a book. What the book is about, I have no idea. But here's an excerpt from one of the reviews on Amazon:

"The only negative I can give about this book is the fact that reaching the end of it will give you an intense sadness. The only parallel I can construct for the amount of sorrow this will cause is to beseech you to imagine yourself as a T-rex in a room full of T-ball poles and large soapy bubbles. Your stubby arms would render the pleasure-power of this room woefully out of reach."

It took me a good 5 minutes to read this to my husband, 'cause I was laughing so hard. All the reviews are completely bonkers like that.

Yes, my sense of humour is weird. I know it.

*giggle*

*snicker*

Back to searching for planks and bridges, sigh.

Because I Like To Preserve My Weird Dreams for Posterity

Last night I dreamed that Shania Twain killed Sarah Palin, because Sarah Palin forced all the women in North America to wear skirts instead of pants by law. And then nobody punished Shania for murder.

No idea where that came from.